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anyamarcos ([info]anyamarcos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-29 06:42:00


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Current mood:relieved

The 100-Years Wank

Hello!  First post from me.  I just joined here, and honestly, I only joined because I HAD to share this wank with someone who would appreciate it.

Let me give you a quick history.  On a Harry Potter site, there was a poster called [DUDEFACE].  More than a year ago (I shit you not) he got mad at me for catching him out in a lie.  He said he was white, and a few posts later, said he was black.  He lied in order to win an argument.  I called him on it.  The Birth of a Wank.

After a while I got so sick of him that I created a LiveJournal, and started recording his posts there.  He found it, and proceded to wank his little head off.  Here are a few of the best bits he posted to me, both on my LJ and at Mugglenet.  Beware of foul language.

Threats of rape and murder!

Now I OWN you you WIGGER! Because i know you'll write to me first, all i do is respond, and you've been acting like a little white trash kid who's had a tantrum when mommy didn't give you what she wants. Just know that i would SOOO want to kill your parents, including your mom, i'll take her and have a couple of her own race fuckk the shhh outta her before killing her, lol! How's that my precious girl! If i had you, you'd be MINE! And you'd like it too, that's why you keep on complaining about me, you can't get over ME! 

More Threats of Murder.

Go to hell Anya, you don't deserve to live on this world. If i saw you. i would immediately kill you with no hesitation. You hear that ppl, i would KILL AnyaMarcos. God made all the little crackers He made them in the bright daylight It was to bright to see what he was doing And that's why they're a sickly white Now that's what i call a poem ;)

Yet ANOTHER Threat of Muder, This Time By Street Gang.

This is only the beginning bitch, you should have never pushed the line, I would like to say i got connections to gangs, and if i knew where you lived, i would hunt you down and KILL you, since that what your ass deserves!

Here He Insults Whites and Arabs.  It's TWO, TWO, TWO Wanks in One!

I am Arab, and proud of IT! I'm one of the few arabs that are Christians, but i don't like most christians anyway, I'm a Seventh-Day Adventist. I support Al-Qaeda and those other groups, cuz American white bastards like you need to be slaughtered. 

Genocide, Anyone?

I'm just laughing my butt off, on how you reacted, you had soo much hate all that time i said i was Arab, and it shows why the White race needs to be EXTERMINATED, i feel sorry for all the good ones, but the majority wins.

Now HERE'S the funny part!  See, over time, the little turd has given little bits of info here and there.  And earlier tonight, I was able to find him.  I mean the REAL him, name, and address.  

I posted to him that I had found him.  I told him how.  What followed was the most pathetic web of lies and desperation you will likely ever see.  It's all right here.  All the anonymous posts are his. 

Enjoy!




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[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 07:00 am UTC (link) Track This

Let me give you a quick history. On a Harry Potter site, there was a poster called [DUDEFACE]. More than a year ago (I shit you not) he got mad at me for catching him out in a lie. He said he was white, and a few posts later, said he was black. He lied in order to win an argument… After a while I got so sick of him that I created a LiveJournal, and started recording his posts there.

I don’t understand the necessity of this. And besides, isn’t this supposed to be [info]fandom_wank?

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 07:05 am UTC (link) Track This
I thought wank WAS a lack of necessity?

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[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 07:05 am UTC (link) Track This
No, no, no. Your necessity, not him. We've established fairly well here that he's batshit. I just wondered why you had to poke the nut.

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 07:13 am UTC (link) Track This
Well I actually did try to ignore him, but he always seemed to want to stir it up again.

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[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 07:05 am UTC (link) Track This
Oh, right. [info]i_wank, that's right.

In my defense, I am busy sorting out paperwork.

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 07:11 am UTC (link) Track This
OK, so we've established that I'm a n00b and that I should just STFU....

I see an awful lot of folks here saying that this belongs on i_wank.

However, there is NOTHING in the "About" section for otf_wank that says first-person wank should be posted in i_wank.

I DID read the About section before I posted. I'm sorry that I did not notice the non-existent suggestion that my particular wank belonged someplace else. I assure you that in the future, I will double-check for information that ISN'T FUCKING THERE.

:-)

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[info]ruuger
2008-04-29 07:24 am UTC (link) Track This
I DID read the About section before I posted. I'm sorry that I did not notice the non-existent suggestion that my particular wank belonged someplace else. I assure you that in the future, I will double-check for information that ISN'T FUCKING THERE.

Except, you know, that the oft_wank info clearly says that you should read the fandom_wank info as well before posting, and that one has i_wank listed as the community for this kind of wanks.

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[info]lied_ohne_worte
2008-04-29 07:26 am UTC (link) Track This
Oh, those passive-aggressive smilies always work so well.

Hint

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[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 07:28 am UTC (link) Track This
This community links to [info]fandom_wank, and refers to [info]fandom_wank's profile page for its rules, in which this community does follow.

From [info]fandom_wank's profile, there is a link to [info]i_wank, which, while admittedly a trifle unclear, does contain the information you need. For more information, I understand that the Wank Communities maintain a wiki. Here it is.

At this point an adage, which surprisingly rhymes with "Turk Core" has popped to mind. Thank you and have a nice day.

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[info]apoplexia
2008-04-29 08:15 am UTC (link) Track This
I've got another idea: why don't you fuck off and never come back?

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[info]ghostmaster
2008-04-29 08:17 am UTC (link) Track This
GIP

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