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anyamarcos ([info]anyamarcos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-29 06:42:00


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Current mood:relieved

The 100-Years Wank

Hello!  First post from me.  I just joined here, and honestly, I only joined because I HAD to share this wank with someone who would appreciate it.

Let me give you a quick history.  On a Harry Potter site, there was a poster called [DUDEFACE].  More than a year ago (I shit you not) he got mad at me for catching him out in a lie.  He said he was white, and a few posts later, said he was black.  He lied in order to win an argument.  I called him on it.  The Birth of a Wank.

After a while I got so sick of him that I created a LiveJournal, and started recording his posts there.  He found it, and proceded to wank his little head off.  Here are a few of the best bits he posted to me, both on my LJ and at Mugglenet.  Beware of foul language.

Threats of rape and murder!

Now I OWN you you WIGGER! Because i know you'll write to me first, all i do is respond, and you've been acting like a little white trash kid who's had a tantrum when mommy didn't give you what she wants. Just know that i would SOOO want to kill your parents, including your mom, i'll take her and have a couple of her own race fuckk the shhh outta her before killing her, lol! How's that my precious girl! If i had you, you'd be MINE! And you'd like it too, that's why you keep on complaining about me, you can't get over ME! 

More Threats of Murder.

Go to hell Anya, you don't deserve to live on this world. If i saw you. i would immediately kill you with no hesitation. You hear that ppl, i would KILL AnyaMarcos. God made all the little crackers He made them in the bright daylight It was to bright to see what he was doing And that's why they're a sickly white Now that's what i call a poem ;)

Yet ANOTHER Threat of Muder, This Time By Street Gang.

This is only the beginning bitch, you should have never pushed the line, I would like to say i got connections to gangs, and if i knew where you lived, i would hunt you down and KILL you, since that what your ass deserves!

Here He Insults Whites and Arabs.  It's TWO, TWO, TWO Wanks in One!

I am Arab, and proud of IT! I'm one of the few arabs that are Christians, but i don't like most christians anyway, I'm a Seventh-Day Adventist. I support Al-Qaeda and those other groups, cuz American white bastards like you need to be slaughtered. 

Genocide, Anyone?

I'm just laughing my butt off, on how you reacted, you had soo much hate all that time i said i was Arab, and it shows why the White race needs to be EXTERMINATED, i feel sorry for all the good ones, but the majority wins.

Now HERE'S the funny part!  See, over time, the little turd has given little bits of info here and there.  And earlier tonight, I was able to find him.  I mean the REAL him, name, and address.  

I posted to him that I had found him.  I told him how.  What followed was the most pathetic web of lies and desperation you will likely ever see.  It's all right here.  All the anonymous posts are his.  [LINK REMOVED]

Enjoy!




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[info]agent_hyatt
2008-04-29 06:49 am UTC (link) Track This
Since you're a principal player, this seems more suited for [info]i_wank.

In before "racism is not funny" icon train?

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 06:54 am UTC (link) Track This
Thanks! Sorry about that.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2008-04-29 06:50 am UTC (link) Track This
1. Announcement of first post? Check.
2. Wank you instigated and perpetuated posted in otf_wank instead of i_wank, double check.
3. Reveal of real names and addresses.

So, since we eat our own, do you go best with soy sauce or a mustard glaze?

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 06:56 am UTC (link) Track This
There are no real names or addresses in the wank, aside from a first name.

But you don't care, do you? ;-)

Sorry about not posting on i_wank instead.

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[info]loopywafflehead
2008-04-29 06:56 am UTC (link) Track This
I missed the revealing of full names and addresses.

Anyamarcos >:(

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[info]loopywafflehead
2008-04-29 06:53 am UTC (link) Track This
He did it all to frame his friend? That's an interesting variation on the "it was a social experiment" theme. This is great.

(Just to let you know, this would have been better in [info]i_wank because you're involved.)

(One more thing: is he over 18? It's not clear from the posts. If he's under 18, you can't post about him.)

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 06:57 am UTC (link) Track This
Yes, he is over 18. No, he didn't frame his friend. He SAID he did, to try and get out of trouble. If you read to the very end, he finally admits that it's him, not his friends.

Sorry about the i_wank thing. I thought I read the profile of this site well enough. I guess not.

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(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2008-04-29 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anyamarcos, 2008-04-29 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2008-04-29 07:27 am UTC

[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 07:00 am UTC (link) Track This

Let me give you a quick history. On a Harry Potter site, there was a poster called [DUDEFACE]. More than a year ago (I shit you not) he got mad at me for catching him out in a lie. He said he was white, and a few posts later, said he was black. He lied in order to win an argument… After a while I got so sick of him that I created a LiveJournal, and started recording his posts there.

I don’t understand the necessity of this. And besides, isn’t this supposed to be [info]fandom_wank?

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[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 07:05 am UTC (link) Track This
I thought wank WAS a lack of necessity?

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(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-29 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anyamarcos, 2008-04-29 07:13 am UTC

[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 07:05 am UTC (link) Track This
Oh, right. [info]i_wank, that's right.

In my defense, I am busy sorting out paperwork.

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(no subject) - [info]anyamarcos, 2008-04-29 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ruuger, 2008-04-29 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2008-04-29 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-29 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2008-04-29 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-29 11:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2008-04-29 08:17 am UTC

[info]anyamarcos
2008-04-29 07:17 am UTC (link) Track This
Man, you guys are defensive! It's like dangling a filet mignon over a pit of rabid Rottweilers.

Rather than actually look at the wank, you all jumped to conclusions and went after me instead. Nice.

For the record, no I did NOT post the wanker's name (other than his first name) or address.

If you have no interest in reading wank, then why even belong to this group? Or is this group just for self-contained wank?

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[info]mydemand
2008-04-29 07:25 am UTC (link) Track This
This will not wendell.

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2008-04-29 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-04-29 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-29 07:31 am UTC

[info]loopywafflehead
2008-04-29 07:36 am UTC (link) Track This
I'm honestly not trying to attack you, I'm just trying to explain.

We're just here to laugh at the crazy stuff that happens on the internet (or offline, on occasion). When we see a post that breaks the rules or doesn't belong, we're not shy about pointing it out because we don't want trouble. In this case, we did look at the wank, saw that there were problems and said something.

Everyone makes mistakes. Take a break from the computer, read over the community info and speak to a mod if anything doesn't make sense or isn't clear. Don't keep replying to people when you're angry. It will just make everything worse.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-04-29 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2008-04-29 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-29 08:57 am UTC

[info]aristaea
2008-04-29 07:38 am UTC (link) Track This
It's like dangling a filet mignon over a pit of rabid Rottweilers.

Can I sign up for the vegetarian option instead?

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[info]fools_game
2008-04-29 07:47 am UTC (link) Track This
Because ripping you shreds for failing to read and abide by the written rules, not to mention the unwritten codes of behaviour, is just flat-out funnier.

You post a wank report starting with "First wank, please be gentle" or something similar? FAIL.

Your wank is unfunny and to do with racism, which is not funny? FAIL

You are heavily, unashamedly involved in beginning and perpetuating the wank? FAIL.

When people point out your fail, you get defensive and snippy, insinuate that everybody else is WRONG in their interpreation or knowledge of the rules, and post an annoyed, passive-aggressive comment about how they are WRONG? FAIL FAIL FAIL.

Ever heard of this old Fandom Wank saying? This year, you're the turkey, sweetie.

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2008-04-29 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fools_game, 2008-04-29 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2008-04-29 10:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2008-04-29 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-29 11:45 am UTC

[info]flightstothesea
2008-04-29 10:31 am UTC (link) Track This
Try reading the rules next time, moron.

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[info]nymeria
2008-04-29 10:33 am UTC (link) Track This
I just wanted to thank you for lightening up my life while the servers are down for maintenance on World of Warcraft. It wasn't the wank; that sucked and I skimmed it, because yawn. It's the simple joy of you. Never leave, Anya! Your cluelessness is a font of fantasticism for us all! I LOVE YOUUUU.

No, seriously, are you some kind of moron?

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[info]tez
2008-04-29 08:10 am UTC (link) Track This
Why thank you, I was looking for an excuse to dust this off!

On every factor, you FAIL. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, please to be escorting yourself off stage right. Nobody here will pat you on the back the way you believe they will.

...that felt good.

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[info]apoplexia
2008-04-29 08:35 am UTC (link) Track This
There are two addresses for [REDACTED] NAME OMITTED avaiable online. Printouts of [DUDEFACE]'s comments are being printed out now. They will be sent to the attention of his parents, to both addresses. A packet will also be sent to the principal of his school.

Are you fucking shitting me? And this little iconless cunt wants a standing fucking ovation for this?

We have not seen this level of fail in some time.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2008-04-29 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2008-04-29 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-29 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2008-04-29 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2008-04-29 11:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2008-04-29 09:56 am UTC

[info]t_boy
2008-04-29 09:01 am UTC (link) Track This
Will The Gun be brought out any time soon?

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2008-04-29 09:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-29 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2008-04-29 10:46 am UTC

[info]churri
2008-04-29 08:13 am UTC (link) Track This
Lurk moar.

That is all.

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[info]edge_of_reason
2008-04-29 09:02 am UTC (link) Track This
Does that LJ look like *ahem* performance art to anyone else?

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(no subject) - [info]loki, 2008-04-29 09:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2008-04-29 09:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2008-04-29 11:15 am UTC

[info]tree
2008-04-29 09:44 am UTC (link) Track This
Oh this will be good.

By which I mean this here, not what you're reporting.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-04-29 10:39 am UTC (link) Track This
The thing is, we don't even need to read the wank. I saw race-related terminology, plus references to you yourself being a primary instigator of the wank and... I could extrapolate. Really.

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[info]entrenous88
2008-04-29 11:11 am UTC (link) Track This
Your wank is bad, and you should feel bad.

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